Monthly Archives: March 2011

Hungry?

I doubt you’d be after eating one of these, or even looking at one. New to KFC, a burger that does away with wasteful things like bread and salad.  2 bits of chicken are used instead of a bun, and … Continue reading

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Crrrr-ash!

We all knew the trainwreck was coming, but you have to see it to believe it, and today the voters of New South Wales told the state ALP their opinion on the government’s performance over recent years. Labor has suffered … Continue reading

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Eyes watering

This certainly had that effect on me. Do not mess with Maria Topp, who lives in Newcastle in England.  Ask her boyfriend (I assume now former boyfriend) Martin Douglas. Must have been some argument they had. She bit his testicles … Continue reading

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Well, negative consequences are sort of the point

Andrew Quay Wee Meng, 25, pleaded guilty in the Brisbane Magistrates Court today to one count of animal cruelty on March 1.  He had been eating a sandwich in Brisbane’s South Bank Parklands when an ibis "snuck up from behind" … Continue reading

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Hey, at least I got a free ipod

That’s what I’d be thinking if I was Barack Obama and got the ipod of Australian music that Julia Gillard gave him.  Zap, delete most of the songs and fill it up with some decent music. Keepers as far as … Continue reading

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There’s no such thing as a free lunch

A number of people yesterday in Sydney forgot this lesson, when a bit of a frenzy erupted over the idea of free money being dispensed by Commonwealth Bank ATM’s. Apparently there was a glitch in the bank’s ATM system which … Continue reading

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