This certainly had that effect on me.
Do not mess with Maria Topp, who lives in Newcastle in England. Ask her boyfriend (I assume now former boyfriend) Martin Douglas.
Must have been some argument they had.
She bit his testicles off.
She is due to appear in court next month charged with assault causing grievous bodily harm. He has had surgery to reattach his nuts.
As a service to readers, here is a photo of the lovely Maria. Be warned.
