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I noticed my Sitemeter stats clicked over 240,000 while I was away a few days ago, lets call it Sunday for arguments sake.  That makes it about 86 days for the last 10,000, which is slightly less than the previous 10,000.

Not much change in the key search words that bring people to my blog.  In order of significance, these can be summarised as:

• Hermione Grainger, nude
• pussy, 6,9, 10, 11, 12, 14, 16, 17 year old, “big old” and just plain “old”
• Kimberley Vlaeminck – the tattoed girl
• Jessica Bratich, nude, of course
• Shayla Bastani Rad
• mankinis
• how to tell if you’re drunk.

No surprises there. At all!

Well, another 10,000 visits to this blog, 93 days its taken, which is a couple of weeks longer than the previous 10,000 took.

Major drawcards in those 3 months included:

• the usual major one, Hermione (Granger) nude
• a late run for Shayda Bastani Rad and her associations with the Ibrahim brothers and friend
• the Gypsy Jokers
• pussy of various ages – 10, 12, 16, 17 and just plain “old”
• that great fashion statement, the mankini
• pedo sex, and 10 year old sex – yep, the freaks are still out there looking
• how to tell if you’re drunk – my guidance is that if you can no longer find your mouth to pour the drinks into, thats a good sign you’re too drunk to keep going
• Australian made, and Canberra porn – nothing to do with me I can assure you
• good old Rosleigh Rose, Schapelle Corby’s mum – have I mentioned before that Schapers is as guilty as sin in my opinion

Let’s see what the next 10k visits brings me.

To the person or people who been looking for “pictures of 10 year old pussy” on Google and found my blog in the process, I am going to help you out.

Here you go!

Hope you got what you’re looking for, sickos!

Time for another roundup of my statistics.  Its been a while for the last 10,000 – 76 days in fact.

Here goes, a look through my search logs reveals the following interesting or unusual things that brought people here:

• the usual fascination with Hermione Grainger – nude, tits, porn
• Jessica Bratich got a good run – especially her knickers and dress
• how to tell if you’re drunk – there still seems to be demand for this information.  Maybe they could print a label on the bottles?
• tits – in many different shapes and sizes and belonging to women and girls of different ages
• 10 year old sex – got a disturbingly high amount of interest (also pedo sex, child models and similar were popular)
• wife exercises husband to death – I bet people who were looking for this were expecting something different
• mankinis – made popular by Borat, every man should have one

Others which I found interesting as sources of readers were “gypsy jokers”, “Dante Arthurs” – both relating to quite old posts.

Time for another roundup of my statistics as the 210k mark rolls over.  Its been 47 days for this last 10k, which is a bit slower than usual.  I am finding it harder to motivate myself to post to my blog, so I suppose my lack of activity and effort is reflecting in my readership.  I must aim to do better in 2009.

Now for the highlights of my search logs in that last 10k visits:

• the demand for Hermione Granger porn continues unabated – variations on this, ie nude, porn, tits, pussy, sex, feature heavily in the top 50
• there is also plenty of demand for tits (generically, not specifically Hermione’s)
• as well as women crapping …. can’t imagine why that draws people here?
• Sarah Palin has a few fans – Wasilla hillbillies came up a number of times …. can’t see any interest in Sarah Palin nude, though?
• how to tell if your drunk is also popular – my advice, get drunk, you’ll find out for yourself
• “gunshot wounds” – interesting fetish?
• the usual pedos were out and about – pedo sex, 10 year old pussy, etc
• stupid baby names gets a good run too.

Thats it for now.  Lets see what the next 10,000 brings.

Oh, and if I don’t post anything tomorrow, have a happy Christmas.

You’ll notice I’ve taken the Entrecard widget down from the prominent place at the top of the sidebar and moved it way down the page.

There are a couple of reasons for this:

1. I was getting bored with EC, and dropping cards had become a chore
2. the final straw was the appalling treatment of Turnip of Power, banned from EC for having a little dig at EC’s owner on Twitter – way over the top, heavy handed censorship and dummy spit of the highest order.

I’m not quite at the point of ditching EC altogether, but I’m close.  For the time being I’m leaving the widget up, but you won’t see me dropping nearly as much as I have been …. only my favourite blogs with EC will see regular visits from me, visits they’d get regardless of the presence of a widget.

My blog hit the 200k visits mark overnight.  47 days for the latest 10,000 which is a bit slower than it has been in recent months.  My posting has been a bit thin this last month or so, I guess.  Its taken just over 3 years to get to that 200k.

As I normally do with each 10k milestone, I had a look through my statistics for the search terms that brought people here.  Apart from the usual assortment of  “Hermione Grainger nude” and associated variations, “tits”, “pussy”, “pedo sex” and related fetishes, how to tell if you’re drunk, resisting the urge to masturbate and various things to do with crap, here are some that particularly attracted my attention:

• small dicks – some people desperately want to see some or at least read about them.  Variations on this theme included “tall men with small dicks”, “big men with small dicks”, “my dicks small”, “watch men dicks grow”
• “kezz porn” ….. hmmm, Kezz, what have you been up to?
• “coogee bay hotel turd” – enough said.  Related to that is “coogee bay shit faced” – well if you’d been served that bowl of icecream and were a messy eater you might end up that way.
• “fucking big toys that searching pussy wide open” – ok, whatever that is supposed to mean?
• how long is the world going to last – I suspect this question is beyond the capabilities of even Google
• “big tilt women world and fuck” – I suspect English is not the first language of many internet perverts
• “will you crap on my chest sex” – the old Cleveland steamer.  (I bet you regret it if you checked that link!)
• “my wife is a sex fiend” – lucky you!!!!  Do you know what you call a man who claims he gets too much sex?  A liar.
• “why do people with no butt complain about big butt” – don’t know.  I fall in the no butt category myself.
• rambling drunken incoherent musings – there is no shortage of that on the internet, but you wont find them here … rambling, sure, even incoherent, but I am yet to blog drunk.
• why is the world so evil – another of those big philosophical questions.  Don’t know …. you might find some answers in your god, if you choose to have one of those?
• “geek and wife homemade porn” – now that is a specialised niche …. although among internet porn addicts it may well be a worthwhile one to pursue

But the best question of all in the last month has been this:

• will viagra kill me?

My advice is (if I’m feeling responsible) ask your doctor, or (otherwise) go on, live dangerously, try it and go for it. 

Its been just over a month for the last 10k visits to my blog, slightly longer than the previous 10k.  Most likely due to the sparseness of my posting in that time.  Must do better!

Now for my roundup of search terms that brought people to visit:

• Hermione nude – Hermione Grainger is popular (note for the next Harry Potter movie – include some nudity, there’s clearly much demand out there for it.  Hermione nude and variations on that came in at #1,2,6,7 and 10 in the search hit parade.
• 10 year old sex – and pussy – was popular, #3 and 9.  Related to this was pedo sex, #4
• others to feature in the top 10 were “blue screen of death Olympics” and Stephanie Rice – nude of course.

Among all those searches, here are some I thought particularly strange or funny:

• my pussy is big advice?
• pictures people having sex with there butts (also “people rubbing butts”)
• pussys shitting (???)

But my favourite this last month:

• tao masturbation

What the hell is that?

Passed 180,000 visits today. The last 10,000 took 27 days, exactly the same as the previous 10,000.

Looking through my search logs, I can see all the usual suspects there, mainly Hermione Grainger – nude/pussy/tits (take your pick), girls crapping, etc, but obviously searchers have discovered some Olympic spirit, with new search terms featuring:

• Olympics BSOD/blue screen of death
• Stephanie Rice (nude/pussy/tits)
• some interest in Stephanie and her former boyfriend, Eamon Sullivan – including 2 people who wanted to see videos of them fucking

Then, also on a sporting theme, there was some interest in footballer Sonny Bill Williams, including:

• how big is Sonny Bill Williams’ dick?
• Sonny Bill Williams nude.

But then, nothing can top this for the funniest search of the last month:

• who has the bigger pussy in the world what horse human dog.

I hope they found the answer to that vital piece of the knowledge puzzle they were missing.

Another 10,000 visits have rolled around, this time in only 27 days (compared to 39 for the previous 10k).

All the usual suspects have appeared in my search logs - nude Hermione Grainger still being #1 (and #2) on the hit parade. The only new thing I can see there is “firefox 3 crap” - obviously some people aren’t happy with Firefox 3.

Now for the weirdest searches in the last month - “wank on my chips” …..hmmm, not on mine you don’t, errr yuk!!!!

Last 10k visitors took 39 days, a bit more than the previous 10k.

As for what brought people here, its just the usual things - Hermione Granger nude, pedo sex, tits, girls crapping, and the like.

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Firefox 3 was launched today, with Mozilla aiming to set a world record for downloads for a single day. I’ve done my bit and downloaded and installed it. So far I like what I see.