Just a smidgeon of an over-reaction?
You go down to the local hardware store to buy a few tools. As you leave the store, one of the staff asks to see your receipt for the stuff you’re walking out with. Fair enough, you show it to them and everyone’s happy and you’re on your way, right? Well that’s not how it [...]
Things you should not facebook
I think this is a no brainer, and I suspect that was the problem with the dumb turd of a criminal who did it, no brain! He robs a store in Ipswich, Queensland, and makes his getaway with his girlfriend. Then heads for Canberra. But he was thoughtful to his friends, and updated his Facebook [...]
I suspect this kid is better off without dad
Dwayne Lamont Moten, a 20 year old man from Dallas, Texas, wanted custody of his 3 year old boy, Dwayne Junior. But rather than take his ex-wife to court and argue the merits of his case he came up with a better plan. He hired a friend to shoot him, intending to blame the crime [...]
Motherly love
Imagine you found yourself in this situation. You have a 15 year old daughter. Your husband, the girl’s stepfather is sleeping in the same bed as her. In fact they have been doing this for the best part of a month. He tells you that he and the girl are “getting closer” and “have developed [...]
M&M’s, or should that be E&E’s?
It could be one of those only in Tasmania stories. Dwayne Grant Seabourne of Devonport may well be the world’s dumbest drug dealer. He travelled from Tasmania to buy some ecstacy, paying $6,000 for 400 pills. When intercepted by police at Launceston airport, Seabourne admitted to having bought drugs and handed over a cylinder wrapped [...]
The awesomeness of ninja
Three men got more than they bargained for when they tried to mug a man in Sydney’s west this week. After bailing him up while he was travelling home on the train, and demanding he hand over his wallet, which he refused to do, they followed him down the street. When he turned into an [...]
Getting the root into root canal
A NEW Zealand dentist has been found guilty of making a female patient touch him sexually while she was sedated. The Dentists Disciplinary Tribunal found the man guilty of professional misconduct over the 2001 incident in which the dentist made her touch his penis. The dentist claimed in his defence that the sedatives used in [...]
Bad in bed
An American man was stabbed by his wife after apparently leaving her unsatisfied by the sex they’d just had. Michelle Thomas, 26, was arrested on Tuesday after police were called around 1am to the couple’s house in the east Texas town of Hudson. The man told police Ms Thomas became angry with him after a [...]
No money, try this
First you need a 12 year old daughter. Second, you have to be a drug-fucked sleazebag. Third, you need sleazebag friends. Last July, a woman complained to close friend Gary Devine of having no money. The woman, her daughter and Devine agreed the girl should act as a prostitute. They advertised her services in the [...]
Might I suggest a suitable punishment?
Stewart Blackburn, 18, was having problems with his girlfriend. In fact she was threatening to break up with him. So he poured petrol over her and set her on fire, then held her bedroom door shut, cutting off any chance of escape. Her final words to her father were: "I don’t want to die, Dad [...]
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