Things you should not facebook
I think this is a no brainer, and I suspect that was the problem with the dumb turd of a criminal who did it, no brain! He robs a store in Ipswich, Queensland, and makes his getaway with his girlfriend. Then heads for Canberra. But he was thoughtful to his friends, and updated his Facebook [...]
Yep, it does hurt
Two Victorian men were having a Sunday afternoon drinking session in one of their sheds. Obviously bored with that, they decided to have a bit of educational fun, that is, to shoot each other in the arse with an air rifle to see if it hurt. Fine, they thought, it didn’t really hurt. However, two [...]
Now this is what you call drunk
Jerry Goding is a 26 year old Australian visiting South Africa for the World Cup which starts soon. He obviously had a very big night out in Johannesburg on the weekend. He had fallen asleep, and was later woken up, in the driveway of a local politician’s house. Apart from being cold, as he was [...]
Fat chick loves the sausage too much
Minds out of the gutter, please. This is about a kookaburra who was rescued by Sydney’s Taronga Park Zoo after being mauled by dogs in a nearby park. It turns out she was unable to fly due to being too obese. At 540 grams, this girl was about 40% heavier than the normal adult kookaburra. [...]
The awesomeness of ninja
Three men got more than they bargained for when they tried to mug a man in Sydney’s west this week. After bailing him up while he was travelling home on the train, and demanding he hand over his wallet, which he refused to do, they followed him down the street. When he turned into an [...]
The big potato
… or is it really a big turd? Its in the main street of Robertson, NSW – where I went today. Its a lovely area … although I’m not sure the idea of having a big brown potato to highlight the area’s main agricultural product was all that well thought through.
If you’ve got the money, you can buy anything
For sale: 1 American President. Location: Shanghai, China.
Always, and I mean always, proofread …
Especially if its a tattoo design. Penrith Panthers rugby league player Jarrod Sammut didn’t (or he did, but can’t spell himself – quite a likely possibility), and here’s the result. Spot the error. Still I suppose most of the bogans who get tattooed probably don’t notice bad spelling before defacing their skin with shit [...]
An important message – this time from Taiwan
Some valuable advice from Taroko Gorge yesterday.
Get more crap
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