A 17 year old was arrested at the Bass Control dance party at Sydney Olympic Park on Saturday night after being found with 94 brown-coloured tablets which he was selling as ecstasy.  Tests are under way to determine exactly what the tablets contain but detectives believe they are laxatives being sold as ecstasy.

Flemington police Detective Inspector Scott Whyte warned it was difficult to tell what some illicit drugs contained.  He said:

"Not only are you breaking the law, but you’re risking your life because you don’t know what it is or how it will react with your body,"

This is something I don’t understand with those inclined to use pills like ecstasy.  It seems a hell of a risk to me, taking something from some dodgy character who got it from some other dodgy guy who probably mixed a batch of chemicals (god knows what) under dubious conditions in his bathtub.

Not some form of extreme porn, but rather the size of women’s knickers that an English company has begun to make.  Just what the size 74 woman with the 267 cm waistline and weighing 285 kg needs.

The Big Bloomers Company started earlier this year, making underwear up to size XXXXXXXXL, for ladies up to 222 kg.  But they got swamped by calls from women claiming these were too small, saying they needed something bigger.  Since they launched their new supersize range, they have sold about 100 items in a week.

For your viewing pleasure, here is what XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL looks like.

Go on, admit it, you want some.  You never know when you might need some shelter, or something for the kids to play in.

While I’m on the subject of fat women, Ailene Brown, 28, and 37-year-old Shmeco Thomas, both from Oklahoma City, were arrested for shoplifting after loss prevention officers caught the women stuffing items under their stomach fat and breasts.  They allegedly stole goods worth $2,600.  Among their booty – four pairs of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves. One of the women was able to fit three boots under her breasts.