Apparently I’m a grouch

According to a study of Australians’ twitter usage, we Canberra folk are aggressive, angry and sad. 

A social media study by the University of Technology Sydney (UTS) and an advertising company, found Australians send about 5,000 tweets per minute. Researchers analysed a list of typical words associated with emotions, and found Canberrans are the most anxious, aggressive and sad in Australia.

Other things revealed by this study:

  • West Australians are the most positive
  • South Australians the most affectionate
  • Melbourne people are the most sociable (as measured by the number of mentions)
  • Sydney people tweet the most – and swear more than anyone else.

Now I’m off to have a cry, kick the dog and tell those researchers to go and get fucked!

Those crazy Japanese

One of the things that amused me on my couple of trips to Japan has been some of the amazing toilet technology.  Things like heated seats, water jets to clean your bum, noise suppressors and deodorisers.

But now they’ve excelled themselves – with electronic toilet games

Four types of "Toylets” games are available at four male facilities in pubs and game arcades, in a test project aimed at drawing attention to digital ads. Each urinal is fitted with a pressure sensor and an eye-level digital display, with ads shown after the games are played.

 

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Games include Graffiti Eraser in which a user tries to aim at the pressure sensor and erase virtual graffiti on the display.  Then there’s Mannekin Pis, which measures the volume of the user’s stream, and The North Wind and The Sun and Me, in which the strength of a urine stream determines the extent to which a virtual girl’s skirt gets blown up by a digital wind.  Splashing Battle! pits the user against the previous urinal user in terms of stream strength.  Now there’s a challenge!

Beats pissing up the wall to see how high you can reach, I suppose.

When in Scotland

Speaking of visiting Scotland to sample whisky – refer to my last post – you might want to avoid staying at the Rosebank Guest House in Perth *.

The owner apparently gets his jollies by secretly filming guests having sex and then watching it out in his shed in the backyard.  He allegedly used tiny cameras disguised as smoke detectors in the guest rooms. 

James Stratton, 67, has pleaded guilty to a range of offences between 2005 and 2009 including disorderly conduct, installing covert video cameras, recording devices and viewing monitors within bedrooms used by lodgers.

On one occasion in 2008 he allegedly kicked two male lodgers out the house after watching recordings of them engaged in homosexual activity.

Stratton had recorded around a dozen lodgers in a year and was caught in April last year when a female lodger became suspicious. The woman heard noises in the attic and discovered a covert camera. Three more devices were found by police when they searched the home.  Wiring from the cameras was found leading out of the house, through the garage and into a shed in the backyard where there was a large flat screen TV, a camera switcher and a large hard disk recording device.

But not only was he perving on his guests.  He reportedly had so much x-rated footage he had to hire a storage unit at an airport to stash it all. More than 8000 indecent images of children and 622 incident film of children were also found.

His wife was apparently not aware of what he got up to out in the shed.

 

* although by the looks of their web site it looks like the place is under new ownership.

Hey presto, rabbit out of a hat

I must admit to being very cynical about the Government’s announcement today that the National Broadband Network (NBN) will deliver speeds much higher than the originally promised 100 mbps.  Talk about pulling rabbits out of hats.  How convenient, a week and a bit before the election when the government is desperately trying to differentiate itself from the much less ambitious and cheaper network the opposition proposes.

Communications Minister Stephen Conroy revealed today that he’d only been made aware of the new turbo-charged capacity by NBN co-chief executive Mike Quigley yesterday.  Yeah, sure, I believe him.  The timing enabled the government to further mock the opposition’s $6 billion broadband plan which will deliver speeds of 12 megabits per second using a patchwork of technologies.

I find myself having a lot of sympathy for Tony Abbott’s view on this announcement:

“This idea that ‘hey presto’ we are suddenly going to get 10 times the speed from something that isn’t even built yet I find utterly implausible.”

Wonder when they’ve suddenly discovered the higher speeds?  Done a test from one side of a lab to the other?  Maybe over-designed the network all along and saved this news up for a rainy day when the government needed it?  The whole thing has the smell of vapourware about it – lets promise the world now and figure out how to deliver it when we have to.

Rooting robots

I’ve just been watching Battlestar Galactica, with all its Cylons, the machines that evolved into human form.  It seems that we are closer to that fictional universe than you might think.  Meet Roxxxy the rootable robot – a sex robot which was introduced at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas this week, a life-size robotic girlfriend complete with artificial intelligence and flesh-like synthetic skin.

According to her inventor:

“She can’t vacuum, she can’t cook but she can do almost anything else if you know what I mean,”

“She’s a companion. She has a personality. She hears you. She listens to you. She speaks. She feels your touch. She goes to sleep. We are trying to replicate a personality of a person.”

Roxxxy stands five feet, seven inches tall, weighs 120 pounds, and has C cup breasts.  She has an articulated skeleton that can move like a person but cannot walk or independently move its limbs.  Robotic movement is built into “the three inputs” and a mechanical heart that powers a liquid cooling system. (what exactly are those 3 inputs …. DVD drive, USB port, memory card slot?)  She comes with five personalities. Wild Wendy is outgoing and adventurous, while Frigid Farrah is reserved and shy.  There is a also a young, naive personality along with a Mature Martha and S & M Susan.

So we’ve got it covered, from those whose tastes go from the “barely 16” to MILF’s.  At the end of the day though, its basically an inflatable dolly that can move its arms and legs a bit and talk.   Users are still freaks – although at $US7-9k, fairly wealthy freaks.

Does this appeal to you?

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If you’d like to own your own Roxxxy, go to this site.  And women, don’t feel left out – apparently they’re working on a male robot called Rocky.

Myself, I’d prefer a Number Six.

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Avoid food poisoning with your iPhone

A new iPhone application lets you see restaurants and cafes in New South Wales that have been fined for breaches of food safety standards.

 

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The application, FoodWatch NSW, brings the Food Authority’s name-and-shame list to your fingertips by using the iPhone’s GPS to show you a list of restaurants near your location that have been added to the list. 

The application is free from the Apple iPhone app store.

I can see enhancements that could already be made – for example, just add all McDonalds, KFC, Hungry Jacks, Dominos and the like, to give people a more complete list of bad food to avoid.

 

 

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You really do have to wonder sometimes

You have a baby.  Its crying.  How do you quieten it down?

Shake the crap out of it, right.

Thats what some brainiac thought would make a fun game for people to play on their iphones and ipods.  Called Baby Shaker, people who downloaded and played the game said the player had to shake the phone vigorously to stop the crying sound. The game ends when red crosses appear on the baby’s eyes, signifying that it has died.

After a number of complaints, Apple took the game off its download site.

The game was uploaded to the App Store by a company called Sikalosoft. The company’s website was hosted on the free Google Sites web platform and has since been taken down.

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Looks like a barrel of laughs, doesn’t it?  You just have to wonder what sort of sicko even thinks something like this would be fun.

 

Social networking your way to the dole queue

Something that really shits me is people’s employers getting all touchy about what the employees have to say on social networks like Facebook and Twitter.  In some cases employees have been sacked, or at least threatened with disciplinary action.

The NSW Department of Corrective Services is threatening to sack prison officers over posts they made to a Facebook group criticising the State Government’s plans to privatise prisons.  A prison officer, who did not wish to be named for fear of retribution, said about seven officers received letters from Deputy Commissioner Gerry Schipp advising them that they were under investigation for contravening department policies and the Public Sector Employment and Management Act.  The officers were accused of breaking Corrective Services policies relating to "public comment", of "bullying and/or harassing" employees and of making "offensive and/or disparaging" comments about senior employees.

Private chatter which was previously limited to settings like the pub is moving online and increasingly being used against employees, because there is a record of what they have been saying, unlike pub or water cooler gossip which stays only in people’s own memories – in the case of pub gossip, maybe impaired memories?

Public Service Association spokesman Stewart Little said he had never heard of anything like this happening anywhere in the public sector. He called it an unnecessary invasion into people’s private lives.

"It just seems extraordinary to me that a department would go to such lengths as to monitor a chat room on the internet,"

"We’re in a modern age now where people will communicate using things like Facebook and their mobile phones … are we going to monitor what’s said in clubs and bars and other social settings?"

There’s also recently been the case of Leslie Nassar, a Telstra employee, disciplined for his twittering activities recently, as Fake Stephen Conroy.

I reckon these employers need to harden the fuck up, not sook about criticism they might get from employees on social networks and just get on with minding their own business.  Unless the employees are divulging commercial secrets, the employer has no business with their out of work time social networking – if they are defaming individuals, then those individuals, not the company, are the right people to take action for the defamation.

 

About bloody time!

Leading mobile phone manufacturers announced on Tuesday they had agreed to produce a standardised charger for the industry. 

Hoo-bloody-ray …then we won’t have umpteen chargers sitting around the house/office but never being able to find the one that fits your phone.

The standard shape to be adopted by 17 manufacturers including Nokia, Motorola and Samsung is to be mini USB. The target is that the majority of mobile phones shipped by 2012 will support this new interface.

Lets also try for car kits for phones, power packs for laptops, and I’m sure there are lots of other things where standardisation would be most useful.