Facebook follies

A former student at a high school in Florida is suing her school over disciplinary action taken against her for “cyberbullying”.  Katherine Evans, who recently graduated from Pembroke Pines Charter High School north of Miami, Florida is suing principal Peter Bayer for suspending her after she posted negative comments about her English teacher.  Ms Evans created the Facebook group "Ms Sarah Phelps is the worst teacher I’ve ever met!" in November 2007.  The three students who joined only did so to praise Ms Phelps and criticise Ms Evans, after which she took down the page.  But the school learnt of it, and suspended her for 3 days for cyberbullying and disruptive behaviour.

To her credit, she is not doing the usual thing and suing for damages, but to have the suspension removed from her academic record.

While I am usually very cynical about frivolous lawsuits, I actually have a lot of sympathy for this one.  Assuming that what she said on Facebook was not abusive or defamatory, she’s entitled to an opinion, and its not the school’s business to censor it.

In other Facebook fun, here’s another example, following in the footsteps of Kyle Doyle, of how not to use it. 

A group of 5 diners ate and drank their way through a nice meal with lots of wine, at Melbourne’s Seagrass restaurant.  After ordering dessert, they slipped out for a “smoke” and didn’t return, leaving an unpaid bill of $520.  However, the restaurant owner remembered that when the group had arrived one of them had asked about one of his waitresses, who wasn’t working that night.  That waitress gave him a name, and then the owner thought of Facebook, and looked it up, finding a nice happy photo of him and his girlfriend, who was also part of the group of five.  His Facebook profile also identified his employer, which happened to be a nearby restaurant. 

The owner of Seagrass confronted the owner of the other restaurant, where the guy and his girlfriend worked, who promised to deal with it.  Within a short time, the guy’s employer, arrived at Seagrass with his bill evading employee, who paid the $520 bill plus a ‘”generous” tip.    Later he called to say that the man and his girlfriend had been dismissed.

Just desserts, I’d say!

 

Marriage broken, not the iphone

Nice try, but fail!

A woman in America discovered a photo of her husband attached to an email sent to another woman on his iphone.

The content of the photo, in the wife’s words:

“It was a close-up shot of him pleasuring himself taken at the exact moment of maximum pleasure … It’s such a good shot that one must wonder if he actually practiced it a few times before getting it right,”

Pure gold!!!

When she confronted her husband, he admitted taking the photo, but denied sending it to anyone.

“He claims that he went to the Genius Bar at the local Apple store and they told him that it is an i-phone glitch: that photos sometimes automatically attach themselves to an e-mail address and appear in the sent folder, even though no e-mail was ever sent.”

Not trusting him on this, correctly it is obvious, she went onto Apple’s discussion board to find out whether this excuse was plausible.  Most responses stated that the bug her husband claimed was not possible, although a couple of posts did support his claims.

In the end, she thanked the board for their help, noting that “let’s just say that my atty is working on the divorce complaint.”.  She did not post her husband’s photo on the web – she should if you ask me, to embarrass the shit out of him.

I just love the description of the photo …. imagine the co-ordination required to take such a picture.  As she says, its got to have taken quite a bit of practice.  In terms of wankery, its right up there with the efforts of the guy in the Northern Territory who filmed himself masturbating while driving along the highway at 150 km/h.

Snail mail spam

In my letterbox today I found a letter telling me I’d won 785,510 euros in a Spanish lottery.  All I have to do to claim my winnings is send my bank account details and an authorisation for General Security Company SA to act on my behalf in processing the transfer of the winnings to my account.

Woot!!!!  Need to fill in the form tonight and get the money asap.  What can I get myself with 785,510 euros?

lottery

So not only are my email and blog spammed – I’m now getting it via snail mail.

Message to spammers – GET FUCKED!!!!!!

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Yeah, right, pull the other one

I just don’t believe it.  Pornography is not the most popular thing searched for on the internet.

This is according to Google’s new search analysis tool, Insights.  More Australians use the web to find games than adult content.  The top Australian search terms so far this year are: "games", "youtube", "myspace", "ebay", "google", "facebook", "weather", "hotmail", "yahoo" and "real estate".

The tool allows you to narrow down search statistics by country, region, city, etc, by date range and by areas of interest, such as travel or sports.  For example, web searches including the terms "art" and "politics" are popular in the Northern Territory and Tasmania – but only "politics" is of interest in the ACT, where those for "art" trail every other region.  Google searches for "news" are most popular in the Northern Territory and Western Australia, while those for "shoes" usually come from Victoria (Kelley must have been googling plenty).

Some other interesting things to note:

  • Queenslanders and New South Welshmen are the pornhounds of Australia – searches for "porn" are most popular in Queensland and New South Wales and least popular in Tasmania and the Northern Territory.
  • "news" is a more popular search term than "porn" only in the ACT, Tasmania and the Northern Territory.
  • Facebook is currently searched-for more often in the ACT and NT, while MySpace dominates everywhere else.
  • Australia is leading the world for searches on "purple monkey dishwasher"

Must go and check up on that last one.

 

Getting a head start in IT

Information technology students at universities are outsourcing assignments to cheap code cutters in places like India.

Typically, assignments are put out to tender on the internet sites and coders bid to complete them.Students can pay anywhere from under $100 to several hundred dollars, depending on the amount of work required.

Universities are finding it hard to combat the practice. Part of the problem, said Paul Compton, head of the school of computer science and engineering at the University of New South Wales, was that existing automated plagiarism detection tools, such as Turn It In, can’t detect outsourced work. They could only tell if multiple students submitted highly similar assignments or if a piece of work had passages copied from the internet.

IT companies, on the other hand, most likely see students who outsource their work as potential future management material. The business is highly globalised, with offshoring to places like India, China and Latin America very prevalent. Such initiative from students is simply giving them early experience with using low cost countries to supply cheap resources to perform work.

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Get a life, folks

I’m always baffled to see things like this.

Apple Store queue in Sydney

Its people queueing up outside the new Apple Store due to open in Sydney tomorrow night at 5 pm. For fuck’s sake, its a computer, phone and music players store!

Get a life people, especially:

  • Rochelle Quantock – who came from Mebourne at 4 am this morning so she could get first position in the line
  • Mike Kauffman – who flew in from the USA, and is a serial queuer, and estimates he has attended between 20 to 30 Apple store openings.
  • Moyzsckya Belle – flew in from Brisbane only to find the first position had already been taken when he arrived outside the store at 8:25am. He has owned every version of iPod ever released by Apple, and he and his wife had almost 10 Mac computers between them.

Wonder if these people were among those who lined up similarly when Krispy Kreme first opened here?

Firefox 3

Firefox 3 was launched today, with Mozilla aiming to set a world record for downloads for a single day. I’ve done my bit and downloaded and installed it. So far I like what I see.

Download Day 2008

Breaking the internet

I really liked this photo when I first saw it a few days ago.  Lindsay Lohan did a photo shoot for New York magazine which was a re-creation of Marilyn Monroe’s last nude photo shoot.  It was even done by the same photographer who took the photos of Monroe – Bert Stern.

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The images were so popular on the internet that the magazine’s website crashed after receiving around 20 million daily page views in the days after they were published. The average number of daily page views in January was 1.2 million.

While the cover photo above is really good, and some of the others (I was only looking at the magazine’s site for the articles, honest!) are too, it doesn’t alter the fact that Lindsay Lohan is a fairly mediocre actress who has gained more fame and notoriety for her out of control personal life than she’s ever likely to get for acting.

Still, I’m happy to post the photo here – (a) because I like it, (b) because I know it will be a traffic magnet.