Ready, fire, aim

As an ex military officer, Jim Wallace of the Australian Christian Lobby would be familiar with needing to aim before shooting.  However, when he tweeted yesterday t the effect that Australian servicemen and women who we were commemorating on Anzac Day did not fight for an Australia that included gay marriage and Islam, he seems to have forgotten that lesson.

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Quite rightly, the response on Twitter was to give it to him with all guns blazing.  For example:

“@JimWallaceACL What they fought for was freedom from prejudice and persecution. For all Australians!”

“Jim Wallace of the Australian Christian Lobby should be ashamed, using ANZAC day to push a homophobic and racist agenda.”

Wallace later apologised:

“Ok you are right my apologies this was the wrong context to raise these issues. ANZACs mean too much to me to demean this day, not intended.”

So its OK to shitcan gays and muslims, just not on Anzac Day?  One of the news headlines I saw yesterday went along the lines of “Christian Lobbyist shames Anzac Day” (I can’t find this now to provide a link).  Um, no, he’s actually shaming Christians.  That it was done on Anzac Day is insignificant in the overall scheme of things.

From what I know of Christian values, such bigotry is not part of them.  Those Christians who appoint Mr Wallace and his ilk to lobby for them might want to consider this carefully when choosing their spokespeople.

Run Ken, run

Your girlfriend’s a freak.

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Galia Slayen, an American high school student, made a life size model of a Barbie doll, in the same proportions as the doll. The Barbie stands about 6 feet tall with a 39" bust, 18" waist and 33" hips (and I can’t be stuffed trying to convert that to metric).  I’m also trying to figure out if she’s got an unnaturally small head, or is that just by comparison to her ginormous boobs.

Slayen made the doll replica as a school project about eating disorders – she herself suffered with anorexia for a year,  She said:

“Talking about eating disorders is taboo to many people, and this made people talk about it,”

“It’s a shocking image. A lot of people have seen it, and it’s started debates,”

Talk about a freakshow.  I can only assume that there must have been some sort of major nuclear accident in Malibu (wherever Barbie is from?) around the time Barbie was conceived, and that this mutation is the result.

Crrrr-ash!

We all knew the trainwreck was coming, but you have to see it to believe it, and today the voters of New South Wales told the state ALP their opinion on the government’s performance over recent years.

Labor has suffered possibly the biggest defeat in Australian political history, with a swing against it of about 17%.  In some electorates in Sydney, more than 25% of voters changed from voting Labor at the past election to Liberal at today’s.  As of tonight it seems the former government will hold only 20 seats in the 93 seat parliament.  Previously it held 50.

 

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State Premier, Kristina Keneally conceded defeat to Liberal leader Barry O’Farrell, who will be the new Premier.  She also announced that she will stand down as party leader.  I actually think that she has performed ok as premier since she was appointed to the role at the end of 2009.  But the legacy of all the incompetence, scandals and infighting amongst Labor party politicians and officials over the years was always going to see her beaten.

Having said that I thought she’s performed alright, I also always felt that she was all show and not much substance.  Like she was sent out to read her lines, and stuck to them, because she didn’t have any substantive understanding of much other than the message she was given to say.

What now for Labor in NSW?  With a bit of brutal self honesty, they might come to the realisation that a party full of people whose career experience has moved them from student politics to union official to political advisor to politician does not make for a group of people well equipped to govern, or indeed to connect with the community at large.  I somehow doubt that will happen, as these self same people will not want to face up to their shortcomings like that.  I think they will find lots of reasons why they lost so badly, but apart from a bit of tweaking at the edges, Sussex Street will keep on going business as usual, and the party will be dominated by professional politicians who don’t really stand for anything apart from acquiring power for themselves.

Hey, at least I got a free ipod

That’s what I’d be thinking if I was Barack Obama and got the ipod of Australian music that Julia Gillard gave him.  Zap, delete most of the songs and fill it up with some decent music.

Keepers as far as I’m concerned:

  1. Paul Kelly
  2. the Panics
  3. Midnight Oil
  4. Nick Cave
  5. Where the Wild Roses Grow – Kylie Minogue and Nick Cave
  6. Treaty – Yothu Yindi
  7. Hunters and Collectors
  8. One Crowded Hour – Augie March
  9. Scar/The Special Two – Missy Higgins
  10. These Days/My Happiness – Powderfinger
  11. Ganggajang
  12. The Go-Betweens
  13. The Waifs

Ditch the rest, Barack.

Are we really so petty?

The Liberal party covered itself in glory again, critical of the government spending money on flying a small number of refugees from the Christmas Island detention centre to Sydney to attend the funerals of relatives who drowned when their boat sank off Christmas Island late last year.

Family members of 12 of the victims live in Sydney and requested they be buried there.  The Department of Immigration confirmed it had paid for flights and one night’s accommodation for 22 immediate family members in detention at Christmas Island and Perth to attend the services.

Opposition immigration spokesman, Scott Morrison, yesterday attacked the government over the cost of transporting the mourners to Sydney.

”If people wanted to attend the funeral service from Sydney, for example, who may have been relatives of those who wanted these funeral services, well, they could have held the service on Christmas Island and like any other Australian who would have wanted to go to the funeral of someone close to them, they would have paid for themselves to get on a plane and go there.”

One of the Sydney based mourners was distressed at the suggestion her nephew be buried on Christmas Island because the family wanted to be able to visit his grave at Rookwood.  Not a totally unreasonable request.

And how were the detainees on Christmas Island meant to pay to travel to Sydney, Mr Morrison?  They’re not exactly working and earning incomes.

And what about just showing some plain old human decency?  These people experienced trauma themselves in the boat sinking, let alone what they have been through in their home countries before seeking asylum in Australia.  They’ve lost family and friends.  This country, to our total shame, treats these people like criminals – does it really hurt to be nice to them occasionally?

Obviously it does if you’re Scott Morrison.  Fiona Nash from the National Party also seems to agree:

"It’s not really an appropriate request I don’t believe for the government to say to the taxpayers of Australia, we want to pay for all of this.

Most of their colleagues seem to also share this opinion.  But to his credit, Opposition Treasury spokesman Joe Hockey does show he is a more reasonable man than most of his fellow party members:

"I would never seek to deny a parent or a child from saying goodbye to their relative.

"No matter what the colour of your skin, no matter what the nature of your faith, if your child has died or a father has died, you want to be there for the ceremony to say goodbye, and I totally understand the importance of this to those families."

Scott Morrison happens to be the MP for the seat of Cook, which includes the suburb of Cronulla – coincidence?  Clearly he is keen to represent the views many of his voters hold dearly.

Community

In the aftermath of the Brisbane floods, the huge turnout of volunteers to help clean up the debris left by the water was inspiring.  It is wonderful to see all these people get together to help out their community.

More than 7,000 registered volunteers and many thousands of unofficial volunteers turned out for a clean up day organised by the city council.  Up to 50,000 people have registered to volunteer online, with Volunteering Queensland having to halt registrations because of the sheer volume of help on offer.

Today, so many people turned up to help that volunteers had to be turned away.

 

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I can’t imagine what it would be like to have your home full of mud and shit.  Where would you start with cleaning it and trying to get back to normality? 

And of course, while disasters bring out the good in most people, they unfortunately also bring out the scum who see empty houses and shops as fair game for a bit of looting. More than a handful of people have been caught stealing.  The penalty for looting is apparently up to 10 years in jail – myself, I think the punishment should be more creative – maybe a swim in the river while chained to a large heavy object?

Flood

I can’t recall ever seeing anything like the flooding that happened in Toowoomba in Queensland yesterday.  The surge of water through the city was amazing and must have been terrifying for the people caught up in it.

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This was much worse than normal floods.  You could have surfed down the main street such was the power of the water.  Roads, buildings and cars in the wake of the flood were smashed all over the place.  Tragically some people were killed in Toowoomba, and more elsewhere in the area – at the time of posting, ten people dead in all, with many missing still.

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The flood is now heading towards Brisbane.  The river there is already breaking its banks and by all reports, these floods will be worse than the ones that went through there in 1974, which were I believe the worst recorded.

Hopefully the preparations in Brisbane will see everyone through the next few days safely.  Also, that the missing people from Toowoomba and surrounds are found safe and well.

In the words of Queensland premier, Anna Bligh:

“It might be breaking our hearts at the moment, but it will not break our will.”

Dumb Christmas presents

How’s this for a dumb idea as a Christmas present?

Give a 10 year old kid a rifle.  Only in America of course.

And what happened next?

Mum got shot in the head and killed.

That wasn’t unpredictable was it?  Kid gets gun, accident (apparently) happens because kid is too young and irresponsible to have gun.  Whoever the genius was that thought giving a kid a gun as a present was a good idea should be charged with something to do with causing the mother’s death.

OK, gun nuts, try to convince me that giving guns to kids is a good thing to do.

Yum, Domino’s

Domino’s pizzas are pretty ordinary at the best of times, but I’d be especially avoiding the ones from its Quakers Hill store in Sydney.   The owners of the store were fined $130,000 after serious breaches of food hygiene laws were uncovered by health inspectors.

Food Authority chief scientist Lisa Szabo said food debris and cockroach activity at the store increased the risk of customers developing dangerous food-borne illnesses.  Authority investigators found the floors covered in dirt, grease and decomposing food, and drains were blocked and putrid.

The investigation was undertaken following customer complaints of becoming sick after eating pizza from the store.  Susan Waihi made a formal complaint after her husband and three sons got food poisoning in 2008.  Her youngest son Manaia, now four, began vomiting soon after eating a slice of Hawaiian pizza.  Her husband and 2 other sons also got sick.

Now there is a valuable lesson here – pineapple does not belong on pizza – Hawaiian pizza is an atrocity to good taste.  So too are pizzas with cockroaches, hair, dirt, rat turds and the various other things the Domino’s at Quakers Hill seems to have specialised in.

Too many immigrants

Does anyone else see a touch of irony in Pauline Hanson going to live in the UK then complaining about it being overrun by immigrants and refugees?

Earlier this year she decided to sell up her property in Australia and move to Britain, in part because she was disappointed at how Australia had changed (meaning, she yearns for the good old days of the White Australia policy).  Clearly she failed miserably at doing her homework about her future residence.

”I love England but so many people want to leave there because it’s overrun with immigrants and refugees,”

Well duh, Pauline, a bit of watching TV or reading just about anything would tell you that England is chockers with immigrants.

Then the rest of Europe didn’t escape her attention.

”France is becoming filled with Muslims and the French and English are losing their way of life because they’re controlled by foreigners in the European Union.”

So Australia is not so bad after all?

”Problems are worse over there than they are in Australia and Australia is still the best place in the world to live but the same sorts of awful things are happening here too. Residents of Commonwealth countries who want to live here are discriminated against in favour of others.”

But we are going down the drain, according to Pauline.

So, where might she find a new home that’s not overrun by those nasty immigrants:

  • Europe – nope, see above, she’s already looked there
  • America – nope. it’s full of them too

I can think of a few places that might have the racial purity she’s looking for, such as Iraq, Afghanistan, much of Africa – no-one really ever wants to migrate to these places.

Oh wait, just a small problem there, these places are full of dark skinned folks, and I’m guessing Pauline doesn’t want to hang out with them, even though they mostly are neither immigrants or refugees.

It should come as no surprise to anyone that by “immigrants and refugees”, Pauline and her supporters really mean Muslims and Africans, Indians and possibly Asians.

And it is to Australia’s shame that political leaders on both sides of politics here pander to these people and desperately seek to curry favour with them, so desperate are they for votes.

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