Category Archives: sex

Taking rejection badly

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People don’t like being rejected.  Some take it very badly.  But I bet no-one takes it as badly as an Indonesian teenager did.

Upon learning that his girlfriend intended to marry another man, he cut his penis off and tossed it down a well.

Doctors were unable to re-attach his dick because villagers could not find it. He spent several days in intensive care but is now in recovery.

According to a hospital spokesman:

"He’s still too shocked and embarrassed to talk to or see anyone."

Hardly surprising!

He also added:

"Cutting off a penis can be fatal."

It wasn’t in this case, but I bet the 19 year old guy wishes he was dead now.

No money, try this

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First you need a 12 year old daughter.

Second, you have to be a drug-fucked sleazebag.

Third, you need sleazebag friends.

Last July, a woman complained to close friend Gary Devine of having no money.  The woman, her daughter and Devine agreed the girl should act as a prostitute.  They advertised her services in the local paper. Mum booked a hotel room for 2 nights, and Devine acted as the girl’s pimp, charging $100 for half an hour and an extra $50 if the client did not want to wear a condom.  They made $2000 and the girl gave $100 to Devine, $400 to her mother and spent the rest on drugs for her mother. 

This was so lucrative that Devine then started running his underage prostitution business from his unit, where the girl worked Thursday to Sunday, seeing more than 100 clients.  After each night Devine took $200 and the mother $400, while the rest was spent on drugs for all three. 

Police finally caught up with them in November last year.  Devine has been held in custody since then, as has mum.  The daughter is in foster care.  She caught several sexually transmitted diseases as a result of this business venture.

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Devine is a real charmer.  He was charged with procuring a young person to have unlawful sexual intercourse, permitting sexual intercourse with a young person on premises, being a commercial operator of a sexual services business and receiving a fee from sexual services provided by a child.   Not only that, but he was taped making phone calls from jail threatening violence against her.  As well, he almost certainly had sex with her, although 2 charges of rape were dropped.  He has history too, having previous convictions for defilement (whatever that is?) and assaulting a pregnant woman.  He is obviously also a moron of the highest order, one thing his defence lawyer said was that he now understood he had been committing an offence and had learned his lesson – as if he didn’t know it was a crime right from the outset.

He was sentenced this week to 10 years jail.  Mum has yet to be tried for her part in the family business.  One of the customers has also been caught, and charged with having sex with the girl, taking a photograph of her performing a sex act and possessing a copy of that photograph, deemed as child pornography offences, to which he pleaded not guilty.

10 years for selling a 12 year old girl to 100 plus men?  Way too lenient in my view.  This scumbag should have been put away for life.  Mum too, her breach of trust and duty of care is even worse than Devine’s.  The clients should be identified, named, shamed and given jail time. 

Oh my god! My eyes, my eyes ….. there’s vaginas on the TV

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And no, its not because I was watching porn.

An episode of the ABC TV show “Hungry Beast” generated a bit of controversy this week with a story about the (soft) porn industry’s airbrushing of female genitalia, which gave an unrealistic image of what was “normal”.   Soft porn magazine publishers claimed they were forced to airbrush pictures due to classification rules which deemed explicit depictions of female genitalia to be inappropriate.  So all they tend to show in their pictures is a neat crease – nothing with any poking out or dangly bits.

It is claimed that this in turn influences women who are concerned that their vagina is not “normal”, and the increase in the number of women having plastic surgery on their genitals is largely due to this – labiaplasty is a growth business for cosmetic surgeons, apparently.  Personally I think you’d have to be incredibly vain, insecure or have too much money and time on your hands to want to get this done – no doubt it goes with another useless procedure, anal bleaching.

The show attracted some complaints, although not large numbers.  This could be a product of Australian TV viewers being less prudish than our American counterparts, or maybe simply that hardly anyone actually watches the show.  It could also be that there was plenty of warning before they showed the story.

“Certainly, it contained strong scenes. However, viewers were given clear warnings about the content – one before the show began, and one before the actual segment – and so had ample opportunity to avoid the segment if they felt it might make them uncomfortable.”

said an ABC spokesperson.

Now, I know a lot of my readers come here in search of pussy – so click on the “Hungry Beast” link above for today’s treat.  Don’t say I don’t deliver to my readers.

Now, for something a bit different, but related in a roundabout way, and to highlight the prudishness of Americans in particular, check this out.

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A woman in New Jersey made a snow figure based on the famous Venus de Milo statue which is kept at the Louvre in Paris.  However the nude rendition of a female torso, including (shock! horror! oh my god the children might see it!) boobs, was too much for someone.  Said the lady who made the snowman:

"We had a visit from the local police who told us that a neighbour had complained about the statue and we needed to cover it up or knock it down,"

"We didn’t want to have any problem with the police so we covered it up."

Hence, what you see above.

47 seconds of Lindsay Lohan

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I used to think Lindsay Lohan was pretty good in some of her earlier movies, like “Mean Girls” – the ones she did before she decided her mission in life was to outskank the likes of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.  Seems she’s gone through a rough patch, and according to someone associated with her, looking to clean up her act in 2010.

However her efforts look to be about to be undone by the release onto the internet of a sex video featuring her.  According to the source:

“The video film is dynamite. It is pretty seedy and shows Lindsay engaged in a particular sex act which, obviously, should remain behind closed doors.

“Lindsay was desperate to start 2010 off on a good footing and this is the very last thing she needs.”

The video, for which Hustler magazine is said to be willing to pay $175k for, is only 47 seconds long, and was filmed by a waiter from a chain restaurant.

Maybe there’s a couple of valuable life lessons she should take from the experience:

  1. if you don’t want everyone to see you doing the sexing stuff – don’t film it.
  2. giving blowies in the toilet/booth/at the table in the local Hooters/Chilis/TGI Fridays/McDonalds/whatever it was, is a dumb idea.

Rooting robots

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I’ve just been watching Battlestar Galactica, with all its Cylons, the machines that evolved into human form.  It seems that we are closer to that fictional universe than you might think.  Meet Roxxxy the rootable robot – a sex robot which was introduced at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas this week, a life-size robotic girlfriend complete with artificial intelligence and flesh-like synthetic skin.

According to her inventor:

“She can’t vacuum, she can’t cook but she can do almost anything else if you know what I mean,”

“She’s a companion. She has a personality. She hears you. She listens to you. She speaks. She feels your touch. She goes to sleep. We are trying to replicate a personality of a person.”

Roxxxy stands five feet, seven inches tall, weighs 120 pounds, and has C cup breasts.  She has an articulated skeleton that can move like a person but cannot walk or independently move its limbs.  Robotic movement is built into “the three inputs” and a mechanical heart that powers a liquid cooling system. (what exactly are those 3 inputs …. DVD drive, USB port, memory card slot?)  She comes with five personalities. Wild Wendy is outgoing and adventurous, while Frigid Farrah is reserved and shy.  There is a also a young, naive personality along with a Mature Martha and S & M Susan.

So we’ve got it covered, from those whose tastes go from the “barely 16” to MILF’s.  At the end of the day though, its basically an inflatable dolly that can move its arms and legs a bit and talk.   Users are still freaks – although at $US7-9k, fairly wealthy freaks.

Does this appeal to you?

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If you’d like to own your own Roxxxy, go to this site.  And women, don’t feel left out – apparently they’re working on a male robot called Rocky.

Myself, I’d prefer a Number Six.

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Mind boggling

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Fascinating to read what some of our school teachers get up to in their spare time.  

Nepean High School teacher’s assistant Sharron Anne Lee, 40, was involved in a threesome at a drunken New Year’s Eve sex party which later descended into a brawl.  Her bail hearing was told Lee, had fought with her girlfriend of three years, Carlie-Anne Bell, from Glenmore Park, in her bedroom while the man they had picked up at the Penrith Panthers club, Nikola Murgevski, watched on.  The three had continued partying at Rooty Hill RSL before retiring to Lee’s bedroom after playing "strip pool" in Lee’s backyard.  The hearing was told the fight had begun because Bell was upset that Lee was having sex with Murgevski.

The attack saw Bell hospitalised with a tear to her bowel lining and severe bleeding.  She was expected to require surgery.

Lee was charged with recklessly causing grievous bodily harm.  Police prosecutor Kristy Madden said the charges related to "an unusual set of circumstances" and the facts read "horrifically".

The mind boggles – obviously the assault involved something being stuck in Ms Bell’s arse, but leaves me wondering how a dildo or vibrator would have got there in a fight … strange choice of weapon.

This story has “bogan” written all over it.  Happened in western Sydney, Rooty Hill RSL and Penrith Panthers must be bogan central in terms of nightlife venues in that area, one of the protagonists has an oddly spelt name (Sharron with 2 “r”’s), the other a double barrel one, weird sex, lesbians, threesomes and fighting.  Something tells me they were probably fuelled by Bundy and Cokes, and there just has to have been Winfields smoked somewhere in the time they were together.

Next instalment in this adventure is on January 11, when it goes back to court.

Oh no, the boy’s gay

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Worried your 14 year old son might be a bit gay?  Simple solution according to a father from Rockhampton – take him to a (female) prostitute and get him to prove he’s not.  During a family barbecue around Christmas time in 2007, the dad allegedly phoned a prostitute and arranged to meet her at a motel on Yaamba Road, North Rockhampton. Dad paid her in cash, and she took the boy into the room while dad waited outside on the balcony, but walked in and out of the room to check on his son and told him he wanted to see a used condom as proof that they’d had sex. After the boy and the prostitute had finished the dad took his son home.

A magistrate yesterday found there was enough evidence against the father for him to stand trial for the rape of his son.

The alleged rape came to light some months after the event, when the father phoned the Child Protection Unit, and accused police of not acting on suspicions that his 14-year-old son was “abusing” his younger brother.  The dad allegedly told police he had “tried to sort it out himself by taking (his son) to a prostitute”.

There you have it, creative parenting ideas from the not so bright.  Some points for being concerned about his son’s welfare I guess, but big negatives for problem perception and for solution execution.

Values – words versus actions

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Following the Tiger Woods saga is like watching a train wreck happening in front of us.  His Mr Clean image is shot to ribbons.  As of now, I think he’s up to 11 girlfriends with whom he’s been cheating on his wife.

In the only statement I’m aware of since the news of his extra-marital activities got out he said this:

 I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values

What exactly are those values, Tiger?  I’d say the answer is self-evident in your behaviour in rooting around with all and sundry.  Surely values are reflected in a person’s behaviour, rather than what they say they are.  If your values didn’t say shagging everything in sight is ok, you wouldn’t be doing it.  Simple.

I think Tiger’s values in reality were probably along the lines of:

  • I’m special and the world centres around me
  • I can have and do anything I want
  • women exist for my enjoyment
  • I’m untouchable and won’t get caught.

Playing some extra holes, Tiger?

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Tiger Woods, the world’s best golfer, has had a really shit week.  First of all, that car accident, where he crashed into a fire hydrant and tree outside his house.  No big deal, you’d think.  However, he is being damn evasive about the circumstances of it.

Initial reports were that he had been in an accident and his wife, Elin, had broken the car’s window with a golf club to free him, and pulled him from the car and lay him on the ground, which is where he was when the ambulance arrived at his house.  But media speculation surrounding Friday’s crash includes a scenario in which Elin confronted Woods about an alleged affair and chased him with a golf club, smashing in the rear windows of the vehicle as Woods tried to flee, causing him to lose control.

That affair was allegedly with Rachel Uchitel.  She dismissed the rumours, saying she had met Woods twice in her life and only in her professional capacity as director of VIP services at a New York night club.  Woods has called the rumours "unfounded and malicious".

 

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Tiger’s wife is the blonde in the middle of this picture, Rachel Uchitel is on the right.

Now, things have gotten worse for Tiger, with another woman coming out of the woodwork to claim she had an affair with him.  Jaimee Grubbs, 24, a Las Vegas cocktail waitress, has claimed she has details and evidence of a 31-month affair.  She claims she began an affair with Woods in April 2007 and ‘‘she has more than 300 text messages – some of them described as ‘racy’ – to prove it’.

The website RadarOnline.com reported one of the text messages allegedly sent by Woods read: “I will wear you out … when was the last time  you got (bleeped)?”  Another text message allegedly read: “Send me something very naughty … Go to the bathroom and take (a picture)".

 

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But its getting worse – apparently there’s quite a string of women lining up to claim they had sex with Tiger Woods.  Wonder if they are all gold diggers looking to cash in on his fame and wealth, or there is any truth amongst all the claims?  Whatever the case, Woods’ privacy, which he is very protective of, is going to be sorely tested over the next few weeks.  His to-date squeaky clean public image is taking a bit of a hammering, and seems likely to continue to do so until he either fesses up or is able to refute the claims of the various women.

Interest in the matter is so high, there is even a market on Woods’ marital status as of the end of the year.

 

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Which of these would you put money on?

PS – something that surprised me in this story is that Tiger Woods’ house is said to be worth only $3m.  In the scheme of things, for a reported billionaire, that’s very restrained and modest.

Oh my god, woman has breasts

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Meghan McCain, daughter of Republican presidential candidate John McCain, specifically is the one I’m talking about.  She posted a picture of herself in a tanktop, displaying a fair bit of boobage, on Twitter, and it really got the wowsers stirred up.  Here is the picture in question:

Shocking isn’t it?  Titillating in fact.  Woopitty do – she has breasts.  Amazing – she is a woman and most of them have a pair.

Nevertheless she felt the need to apologise for posting the picture, to anyone that was offended by her Twitpic.  Personally I’d have been inclined to tell them to suck it up and deal with it, plus get a life.

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