Playing some extra holes, Tiger?

Tiger Woods, the world’s best golfer, has had a really shit week.  First of all, that car accident, where he crashed into a fire hydrant and tree outside his house.  No big deal, you’d think.  However, he is being damn evasive about the circumstances of it.

Initial reports were that he had been in an accident and his wife, Elin, had broken the car’s window with a golf club to free him, and pulled him from the car and lay him on the ground, which is where he was when the ambulance arrived at his house.  But media speculation surrounding Friday’s crash includes a scenario in which Elin confronted Woods about an alleged affair and chased him with a golf club, smashing in the rear windows of the vehicle as Woods tried to flee, causing him to lose control.

That affair was allegedly with Rachel Uchitel.  She dismissed the rumours, saying she had met Woods twice in her life and only in her professional capacity as director of VIP services at a New York night club.  Woods has called the rumours "unfounded and malicious".

 

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Tiger’s wife is the blonde in the middle of this picture, Rachel Uchitel is on the right.

Now, things have gotten worse for Tiger, with another woman coming out of the woodwork to claim she had an affair with him.  Jaimee Grubbs, 24, a Las Vegas cocktail waitress, has claimed she has details and evidence of a 31-month affair.  She claims she began an affair with Woods in April 2007 and ‘‘she has more than 300 text messages – some of them described as ‘racy’ – to prove it’.

The website RadarOnline.com reported one of the text messages allegedly sent by Woods read: “I will wear you out … when was the last time  you got (bleeped)?”  Another text message allegedly read: “Send me something very naughty … Go to the bathroom and take (a picture)".

 

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But its getting worse – apparently there’s quite a string of women lining up to claim they had sex with Tiger Woods.  Wonder if they are all gold diggers looking to cash in on his fame and wealth, or there is any truth amongst all the claims?  Whatever the case, Woods’ privacy, which he is very protective of, is going to be sorely tested over the next few weeks.  His to-date squeaky clean public image is taking a bit of a hammering, and seems likely to continue to do so until he either fesses up or is able to refute the claims of the various women.

Interest in the matter is so high, there is even a market on Woods’ marital status as of the end of the year.

 

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Which of these would you put money on?

PS – something that surprised me in this story is that Tiger Woods’ house is said to be worth only $3m.  In the scheme of things, for a reported billionaire, that’s very restrained and modest.

Storm again!

Footy season is really over now, the AFL grand final last weekend and the National Rugby League (NRL) one today.  The Melbourne Storm beat the Parramatta Eels by 23 to 16.  As a game it was nowhere near as good a contest as last Saturday’s game between Geelong and St Kilda.  The Storm established dominance over the Eels quite early, and except for about 15 minutes late in the game where Parramatta came back from 22-6 down to get to 22-16, kept that up till the end.

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Congratulations to the Storm – it was their fourth grand final in a row, and their second win.  They really have been the premier team of the last few years.  Not unlike the glory days of the late 80’s and early 90’s when the mighty Canberra Raiders were on top of the competition winning 3 premierships in 6 years.  (wishes fervently that the Green Machine will get back to that status some time soon … they haven’t even looked like premiership material since about 2003.)

Given the core group of Storm’s best players are only in their early to mid 20’s, plus the fact that they also won the under-20’s championship today, you’d be brave to bet against them having more success over the next few years. (At least there is some hope for the Raiders, having won the under-20’s last year – the young players coming through to the NRL level should pay dividends in the near future.)

 

Purr, purr, purr ……

Woohoo! The Geelong Cats won the AFL grand final, beating St Kilda in a tightly contested game, by 12 points.  Congratulations to the Cats – they have been the champion team of the last 3 seasons.  Last year’s grand final loss was an aberration, and today’s win rightly places the Geelong team of 2007-2009 as one of the best teams I can recall in my lifetime.

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It was a great game today, close all the way.  I actually thought the Saints were on top most of the game.  But Geelong hung in and finally came home over the top to win in the last few minutes.

Where was she going? Did she just forget something?

Among the guests at the Australian Football League’s Brownlow Medal presentation last night were medical entrepreneur Geoffrey Edelsten and his fiance Brynne Gordon.

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I saw this picture last night and still can’t decide:

  • was she planning to go to the beach hence the bikini top?
  • did she just forget to put a blouse on over her bra?
  • couldn’t she find the buttons on her top to do up?

Congratulations to Geelong’s Gary Ablett Jr on winning the medal by the way.

And go the Cats this Saturday!!!!

 

Congratulations England

Well done on winning the Ashes cricket series!  I had thought Australia winning the 4th test at Headingley convincingly and levelling the series 1-1 would be enough for us to retain them, but it was always going to be a struggle in this last game after Australia batted so poorly in the 1st innings.

While Australia on the statistics of the series had many more centuries scored than England, and had the most successful bowlers, England seemed to have grabbed the game turning moments when it mattered.  Australia failed to win at Cardiff, with the England tail hanging on and Australia’s bowlers being unable to take the one more wicket needed to win.  At the end of the day, that failure proved decisive.  England took their opportunities, Australia didn’t.

Now for the rematch in Australia in a couple of years time.  Hopefully England backs up this win with a better effort than last time they came here – where they were obliterated 5-0.

Ugly parents at the kids sport

There’s definitely no shortage of stories about ugly parents carrying on like dickheads at their kids’ weekend sports, be it football, cricket, netball or whatever.  However, I’ve got to say that this one just about takes out the ugly championship for parenting.

This father:

  • ASSAULTED one parent and threatened others;
  • HAD to be paid thousands of dollars to quit one club;
  • DEFIED a league order he not attend matches;
  • LAUNCHED almost 100 legal actions against a junior coach; and
  • FALSIFIED his son’s details so he could play in defiance of age regulations.

A source at one club said the foul-mouthed father took one junior coach to VCAT 97 times.  He first came to the attention of junior football authorities in 2005 when he presented false information about the age of one of his sons.  The next year, he went to another club where he allegedly threatened parents and officials before launching legal action.  The club’s insurers paid him money, on condition he leave. The man took his sons to a third club where he is alleged to have punched a parent at a junior football camp, resulting in serious charges which remain before a court.  In 2008, a fourth club allowed the boys to play on condition their father stay away. He was caught at a game soon after and forced to move his children to another league this season.

The man insists his boys win club awards and that they be played in prominent on-field positions.  According to one of those on the wrong end of this guy’s dickheadery, who gives him a great character assessment:

"He’s a nut,"

In other footy related fun:

Isn’t kids sport fun?  Some parents should not be allowed to (a) breed, (b) failing that, be out in public.

 

Football thugs at it again

What is unusual about this is that it concerns 2 women’s soccer teams in Adelaide.

Adelaide University women’s football club hired a security guard to crack down on unruly behaviour on and off field, when their team faced Elizabeth Downs today.  The rivalry between the two clubs has become so fierce that Adelaide University division one players fear for their safety.  Some have chosen not to play because of past experiences.  The club also notified the university’s security to be on standby for the game.

Adelaide University coach Kevin Holohan said:

"Players are being punched and physically and verbally intimidated,"

"The spectators are just as abusive – making physical taunts towards other spectators and players."

He also claimed that during a game he was chased by a relative of one of the Elizabeth Downs players, who threatened to physically assault him. 

Elizabeth Downs club chairman Bill Duncan said he did not know of any specific issue with Adelaide University and was surprised to hear the club had called on security to monitor the game.  He said Elizabeth Downs players behaved well and held "no animosity" towards Adelaide University.

So what does this say about the two teams?  Are the University players overly sensitive and unable to deal with what the Elizabeth bogans throw at them?  Are the Elizabeth people saying nothing is wrong because violence and abuse is par for the course where they come from?

Meanwhile in mainstream sport here in Australia, professional footballers are getting on with the business, getting pissed and shitting in hotel corridors.

 

 

Just not cricket

A few months after the terrorist attacks in Mumbai, India, the attack on the Sri Lanka cricket team in Lahore, Pakistan this week bears many similarities in the way it was carried out.  A number of gunmen armed with grenades, assault rifles and a rocket launcher attacked the team’s bus while they travelled to the Gaddafi Stadium where a cricket test match was being played.  According to a witness to the attack:

“As the Sri Lankan team was approaching the stadium for the test match this morning, about a half a kilometre away from the stadium, two cars entered the roundabout… and fired a grenade,”

“As they did this, three other gunmen ran into the roundabout, where the bus was, opened fire on a police vehicle – where a police officer was killed – and then opened fire on the bus, spraying the bus we understand with machine gun fire,”

A number of Sri Lankan players were injured in the attack, and 6 Pakistani policemen and 2 civilians.  The gun battle went for about 15 minutes.  The driver of the Sri Lankans’ bus is being hailed as a hero for driving the bus at speed away from the scene of the attack despite having tyres shot out and other damage, and being shot at himself.  He got the team into the stadium from which they were subsequently evacuated by helicopter before returning immediately home to Sri Lanka … abandoning the game and rest of the series against Pakistan.

There are some suspicious things about this attack, including:

  1. apparently the route the Sri Lankans took to the ground was changed, yet the attackers knew where to intercept the bus
  2. all of the terrorists escaped after the attack
  3. the very fact that a dozen or so men with heavy weaponry were able to get into the heart of the city, with the cricketers supposedly being afforded high level security
  4. the Pakistan team which normally travelled at the same time as the Sri Lankans delayed its departure to the ground on the day of the attack.

I would be completely unsurprised if it emerged that elements of the Pakistan military/security forces were in cahoots with the terrorists.  Pakistan’s ISI military intelligence agency has fostered Islamist militant groups in Kashmir and Afghanistan over decades, and there are suspicions that some ISI elements have links to militants inside Pakistan. This is essentially what ICC match referee Chris Broad has suggested in his comments when he returned to England.

It had been thought previously that cricket, being almost a religion in Pakistan, would be sacrosanct from attacks by terrorists – clearly this is not so.  Having already had a number of teams cancel tours to their country due to security concerns, this attack means no international cricket will be played there for many years, if ever again.  It is almost certain that Pakistan’s role in co-hosting the 2011 cricket World Cup will be revoked, and casts doubt over hosting the event on the subcontinent at all.

Pakistan seems to be a the root of all the Islamist extremism in the world today, or at least the Pakistan/Afghanistan border regions.  Many terrorists either come from there, train there and enjoy refuge and support there.  Pakistan needs to grow the backbone, and to have the international support, to stamp out the militants and their support base.  To date the government there has shown little appetite for this.  Pakistan will continue to be ostracised by the international community, sporting and generally, until it does tackle the insurgents in a meaningful way, which to my mind means using massive military and police force, and not coming to compromises with the Islamists like they did recently in the Swat Valley region of their country.  Here they signed a ceasefire agreement with the militants allowing them to apply Sharia law in the region (and given the influence of the Taliban in the insurgency here, it will be the strict interpretation of the Sharia such as was imposed in Afghanistan under Taliban rule).

Of course, the diversion of the war on terror from the relevant fight with Al-Qaeda and their harbourers the Taliban in Afghanistan, to the somewhat less relevant war on Saddam Hussein in Iraq, has not helped.  Saddam Hussein was an evil oppressor, but did not present the same threat to the world in general as the terrorists based in Afghanistan.  The US and allies should have completed the mission there, rather than going on what became a bigger, misguided mission in Iraq.  Perhaps proper focus on the original purposes of the war on terror may have stamped out, or at least seriously curtailed, the militants in the Afghan/Pakistan border areas.  Instead, it has failed to capture or kill bin Laden, eliminate Al-Qaeda and its support base, and indeed has pushed many insurgents over the border into Pakistan, worsening things there.  Not to mention that Afghanistan remains a failed state some 7 years after the Taliban were ousted from power, and shows no real signs of being able to function as something remotely like a functioning, well governed country that you might actually choose to go to, or live in.  Large parts of Pakistan are in a similar state, and there is a danger that the whole country will collapse.

It seems to me that solving the problems of Islamist extremism in Pakistan and Afghanistan is the world’s biggest security challenge.  It has been for a number of years.  This week’s events in Lahore perhaps serve to focus more international attention on it.

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Tough Guys …in mankinis

A week or so ago the Tough Guy challenge race was held in England.  This race, over a tortuous 13km obstacle course, has been run since 1986.  This year it attracted some 5,000 competitors.  They run over the course, through manure, ice-cold water, sewer pipes and even more mud, as well as flames while dodging smoke bombs, barbed wire and electrical charges.

The course is so taxing that, to take part, runners are required to sign a disclaimer which reads: "It’s my own bloody fault for being here."

Do you reckon this is tough though?

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Jessica’s fashion slip caught at Cricket awards

Australian cricket had its major awards night this week, the Allan Border Medal.   As with all these awards nights, we get to see our sportsmen all suited up and their wives/girlfriends – hopefully only one and not both per player – all frocked up. The talking point from this year’s awards was Mitchell Johnson’s girlfriend, Jessica Bratich.  She wore a nice yellow, flowing number, designed by Ruth Tarvydas.

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Unfortunately for Jessica, it turned out to be a bit of a windy night, as you can see in the picture at left.  But she was sort of prepared    for it.

“It’s a windy night isn’t it? I wasn’t counting on that, but I just love the dress and the way it draped,”

she said.

“I tried to blend it (with the underwear), but I can’t get away with much in this dress.”

She did cop a bit of criticism over her fashion choice though. A Channel 9 commentator slyly commented she “almost had a dress on”, while Melbourne fashion designer Jason Grech said the dress just didn’t cut it for a formal function.

“Very inappropriate for the red carpet, It would have suited someone on holidays at a resort, or something to be worn at a gentleman’s club.”

Not me however, I’m not bagging her out.

As well as being Mitchell Johnson’s girlfriend, she is also renowned for this.

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She is a high level karate exponent, including having won a number of Australian championships, and competed successfully internationally.

I’m not going to criticise her choice of dress.  Nor would I be cheating on her if I were Mitchell Johnson.