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Maybe just a little obsessed?

Posted by Ian on September 2, 2010 in sex, weird shit

A 50 year old man gets dumped by his girlfriend.  He has trouble letting go.  So what does he do? Naturally, he gets a lifelike sex doll made in her likeness, at a cost of $18,000. According to the doll maker: “She was a smiling blonde girl but he wanted bigger boobs and a curvier [...]

 
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Balls!

Posted by Ian on August 17, 2010 in in the news, weird shit

I bet you didn’t know there was such a thing as a world testicle cooking championship.  It takes place in Ozrem, Serbia each year.  I bet that’s a damn exciting place – if that is the highlight of the year. While it is open to cooks from all over the world, organisers admit that it [...]

 
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Doggy style

Posted by Ian on July 22, 2010 in sex, weird shit

You’re visiting an historic site, a dog chases you, what next? In the case of one 33 year old man in England, you catch it and fuck it.  This happened at Pendennis Castle in Cornwall.  A woman was visiting the castle when her dog ran off after the man.  By the time she caught up [...]

 
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Seen while driving down the highway

Posted by Ian on July 17, 2010 in my stuff, weird shit

At Lake George, just north of Canberra. Yes, its a zebra farm.

 
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Barking mad

Posted by Ian on July 14, 2010 in weird shit

From the land of crazy litigation comes another strange case.  A New York couple are suing a dog sitting agency for $1m over the death of their dog. Bankers Laura Garner and Robert Hardon entrusted their five-year-old French Bulldog Percy to caretakers at agency Doggie Love for one night in July 2009 while they were [...]

 
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The awesomeness of ninja

Posted by Ian on May 21, 2010 in bogans & dickheads, crime & punishment, funny stuff, weird shit

Three men got more than they bargained for when they tried to mug a man in Sydney’s west this week.  After bailing him up while he was travelling home on the train, and demanding he hand over his wallet, which he refused to do, they followed him down the street.  When he turned into an [...]

 
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Ka-ching! Airplane toilets = profit centres?

Posted by Ian on April 8, 2010 in in the news, weird shit

Irish budget airline Ryanair is to charge passengers for using the toilet on their flights.  They are going to make their toilets coin-operated, charging one pound or one euro per use. Their rationale is to fit more seats on the planes by reducing the number of toilets.  According to a Ryanair spokesman: “By charging for [...]

 
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Taking rejection badly

Posted by Ian on March 30, 2010 in sex, weird shit

People don’t like being rejected.  Some take it very badly.  But I bet no-one takes it as badly as an Indonesian teenager did. Upon learning that his girlfriend intended to marry another man, he cut his penis off and tossed it down a well. Doctors were unable to re-attach his dick because villagers could not [...]

 
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Not exactly 5 star

Posted by Ian on March 20, 2010 in weird shit

There’s a hotel in Memphis in the USA which I suspect falls well short of 5 star standards – quite likely even 1 star. Investigating a bad smell in a room led to the discovery of a woman’s body under the bed.  It was that of Sony Millbrook, who had been reported missing on January [...]

 
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Tampons = nothing to do with vaginas

Posted by Ian on March 18, 2010 in in the news, weird shit

According to American TV networks that is.  An American tampon maker had its advertisement rejected by major television networks because it spoke the forbidden word, ie vagina.  Even when the company substituted "down there" for vagina, two of the networks still wouldn’t run the ad – so the company dropped the ad. A spokeswoman for [...]

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