Doggy style
You’re visiting an historic site, a dog chases you, what next? In the case of one 33 year old man in England, you catch it and fuck it. This happened at Pendennis Castle in Cornwall. A woman was visiting the castle when her dog ran off after the man. By the time she caught up with doggy, the man had already started having sex with it in the castle’s moat. Castle staff detained the man as [...] Continue Reading…
Seen while driving down the highway
At Lake George, just north of Canberra. Yes, its a zebra farm.
I suspect this kid is better off without dad
Dwayne Lamont Moten, a 20 year old man from Dallas, Texas, wanted custody of his 3 year old boy, Dwayne Junior. But rather than take his ex-wife to court and argue the merits of his case he came up with a better plan. He hired a friend to shoot him, intending to blame the crime on his wife’s boyfriend. The plan was that his friend, Jacob Wheeler, would shoot Moten but only injure him. However, the bullets that struck [...] Continue Reading…
Barking mad
From the land of crazy litigation comes another strange case. A New York couple are suing a dog sitting agency for $1m over the death of their dog. Bankers Laura Garner and Robert Hardon entrusted their five-year-old French Bulldog Percy to caretakers at agency Doggie Love for one night in July 2009 while they were out of town, their lawsuit claimed. An agency employee drove the dog to the couple’s apartment in the back of an enclosed van, [...] Continue Reading…
More stupid drunken antics
The things people do when pissed amuse me. There’s been blokes who’ve cut their balls off, set them on fire and all sorts of shit like that. And now, here’s another entrant to the drunken stupidity hall of fame. A man in Broome, Western Australia, got kicked out of the pub. At a loose end, he decided to go visit the local crocodile park. As you would. I can’t express this better than the police did in saying [...] Continue Reading…
Congratulations Spain
Another soccer World Cup is over, with Spain beating Netherlands 1-0 in the final this morning. Congratulations to Spain on winning the Cup. I didn’t get up early this morning to watch the final – in fact apart from watching a couple of the midnight games during the tournament, I didn’t follow it as closely as I have past tournaments – like 2006 when I spent part of it in the US with some English and [...] Continue Reading…
Motherly love
Imagine you found yourself in this situation. You have a 15 year old daughter. Your husband, the girl’s stepfather is sleeping in the same bed as her. In fact they have been doing this for the best part of a month. He tells you that he and the girl are “getting closer” and “have developed feelings for each other”. You’re livid with rage, right? Correct, however in one Canberra family, the source of the mother’s anger wasn’t [...] Continue Reading…
Making shit up as you go
That’s what the proposal to have an offshore refugee processing facility in East Timor looks to have been. Something our new prime minister, the ranga queen, Julia Gillard, made up the other day as a response to political pressure to do something about the problem of asylum seekers illegally entering Australia by boat. East Timor’s Deputy Prime Minister, Jose Luis Guterres, says his country is ”very unlikely” to accept a refugee processing centre. He says they flatly rejected [...] Continue Reading…
Two negatives
BP, meet vuvuzela. BP is in the shit right now over its Mexican Gulf oil spill, and its seemingly inept handling of the aftermath. They must be the most loathed company around right now. And loathed also, is the vuvuzela, the plastic horn responsible for the sound of the soccer World Cup in South Africa. So given these two things are about as popular as each other – actually thats being generous to BP as I think [...] Continue Reading…
M&M’s, or should that be E&E’s?
It could be one of those only in Tasmania stories. Dwayne Grant Seabourne of Devonport may well be the world’s dumbest drug dealer. He travelled from Tasmania to buy some ecstacy, paying $6,000 for 400 pills. When intercepted by police at Launceston airport, Seabourne admitted to having bought drugs and handed over a cylinder wrapped in masking tape. However, its contents were a bit of a surprise, not ecstacy but blue M&M’s. Despite actually [...] Continue Reading…
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